I'm a cautious person. When acquiring a new power, the first thing I want to learn is how to turn it off, stop, reverse all effects.
Looks like somebody else wasn't so cautious.
Garth found this in the back of a kitchen drawer yesterday and offered to straighten it. I said I wanted to put a picture on my blog first, and then he got downright anxious to straighten it, in case somebody thought I was serious. He would want you to know that he was going to straighten it with his big brawny hands.
The truth is, we found it in the lawn last fall. It's our spoon, alright, but the circumstantial evidence points to an encounter with the lawn mower.
That must have been back in the days before we got our quiet humble ground-driven reel-type mower, which would stop dead rather than put a mark in a spoon, even a plastic one, but cuts grass just fine.
you can't eat it
2 weeks ago