I've Been Cloned

If you haven't yet discovered Wayne and Glenn at Niches, now is your perfect opportunity. You can actually have a Wayne or Glenn clone all to yourself. As a special bonus, they are also offering clones of other gurus of floral and faunal identification - myself included! Before you order, though, be sure to check the caveats in the comments. I'll add one more caution here: for best results, boost performance of your Laura clone by providing it with a good botanical key for your region. Otherwise it is likely to sit hunched in front of your mystery plant, mumble incomprehensibly about "family characteristics," and then settle into a repetitive disclaimer chant that will have you wondering if you were hoodwinked into buying a talking doll.